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Are you ready for the shit to hit?

I think you say you are, but aren't

Created on 2005-02-13 21:01:02 (#6121241), last updated 2007-02-13

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Name:your face
Birthdate:03-24
Location:Saint Paul, Minnesota, United States
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Oh peas.... I'm Abby, but they call me Betty Bigelsworth at the Lab, but thats not a Science Lab, don't worry. I'm still in high school, yeah, that's right, cringe from fear....cringe I say! I drive a green Volvo; also known as the Vulva. So, therefor I am a Vulva Driver...ooo that sounds hot. I work at Ruddfuckers no more...oh..to be free. Not have to go "Poof! What do you need? Poof! What do you need? Poof! What do you need?" To be my own master, such a thing would be greater than all the magic and all the treasures in all the world. But alas... I have finally found employment elsewhere. The great Fresco Juice Company where I make smoothies. Woot. Wow, tangent, sorries...Oh! I have awesome friends and good times and great oldies. The End...Has No End. And Bryan is such a hottie. But Emily wins, 2:1
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